well, this one is the horror scenarios of most women wearing Yoni Eggs
the answer is simple: open your legs, bend forward and try to pick it out. little joke!
but seriously… WHAT TO DO IF YOUR YONI EGG DOESN’T FIND IT’S WAY OUT?
‘should I stay or should I go now?’
that’s something only your Yoni Egg decides. these little magicians know exactly if there’s still some work needed to be done or if the job is complete for today. at times you’ll feel a slight fluuuuup’ing. you’ll know… time to get moving.
and no… your Yoni Egg can’t get lost. there is no way upstairs and it will not come out of your mouth. neither will it disappear forever in your Yoniverse…
there is this slight feeling of panic.
myself, I let it stay in and it can decide when the moment is right.. unless… there is a particular event or I am not planning to wear undies sot it’s better to remove it myself now. ultimately it’s all about being able to control our muscles in a way, that we can gently push it out. at times, especially before our period, when our digestion is not right, after long sitting and maybe a good portion of stress the tissue expands or experiences some pressure and you will hold on, without wanting it.
Yoni Eggs are available drilled and pure. you may want to use dental floss, to remove it whenever you feel like. the control freak in your head will be satisfied…
here a handful of suggestions on how to remove your Yoni Egg:
in the same way you’d pee in a forrest. open your legs, lower your butt. heels on the ground, back straight, and stay cool. nobody is passing by. push and release…
2. VAGINAL POWER
rest on your back, open your legs with knees bent soles of feet in any comfortable position. and now use the strength of your muscles to push your Yoni Egg. important here: we live in a world where strength is defined by tension – but: it’s not the tension of the muscles supporting you, but the relaxation (more about that in my ‘Feminine Essence’ Workshops)
3. OUR MAGIC FINGERS
cupping index and middle finger let them slide in, palms facing upwards and remove your Yoni Egg. don’t be shy. with or without Yoni Egg we should be familiar with our bodies… every part of it.
but not only… it reduced stress, relaxes muscles and can eventually shoot out Yoni Eggs. as a laughter Yoga Leader I have spotted a few flying Yoni Eggs already. all serious now: try laughing a bit, it is the best medicine for anything with Yoni Eggs.
5. TOUCH AGAIN
if the Yoni Egg remains stubborn in your Yoni, try to massage your perineum. this usually causes a relaxation of the pelvic area and might bring your Yoni Egg back into the visible.
6. THE MAGIC NUMBER
those who have my Yoni Egg Rocks Magicians have my contact details, and in case of ‘stuckness’ – get in touch. this is usually the moment when the Yoni Eggs decides to sneak out, silently -celebrating this intimidating moment.
and in case nothing works, I’ll drop by to assist you… get me a ticket.
remember as well: the more you stress, the more you tighten your body. the more tense you are, the more your Yoni Egg will move upwards.
RELAXATION IS THE KEY
pretty much like with everything in life.
by the way: you’ll get to know more about Yoni Eggs and the effects of wearing them in my teachings.
in the classes we focus on the strength and sensitivity of our Yoni.