{"id":1085,"date":"2016-12-16T16:35:49","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T16:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2019-12-29T03:46:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T03:46:32","slug":"yoni-egg-blast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/yoni-egg-blast\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoni Egg blast?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>among all possible interpretations, of which everyone has their own, here simply put:<\/p>\n<h3>IF YOU LOSE YOUR YONI EGG, YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT ABLE TO ISOLATE YOUR MUSCLES FULLY AND COMPLETELY.<\/h3>\n<p>as you start playing with control and release, you will feel how subtle the energies are you are engaging and ultimately feeling. maybe you experienced it already to know:<br \/>\nYoni Eggs can break in many possible ways.<\/p>\n<p>my personal Yoni Egg Blast highlights:<\/p>\n<p><strong>cleansing<\/strong> \u2013<br \/>\nmany Yoni Eggs bid farewell because they are dropped into boiling water.<br \/>\nsave your Yoni Egg\u2026<br \/>\nboil the water. slowly&#8230; don&#8217;t throw your Yoni Egg in&#8230; it can crack. and when you dip it Yoni Egg into it, please pay attention that the water is lukewarm!<\/p>\n<p><strong>bathroom<\/strong> \u2013<br \/>\nit\u2019s a classic \u2013 &#8216;hatching&#8217; the Yoni Egg.<br \/>\nif you are not sure that you can pee and relax with your Yoni Egg, remove it beforehand. when in nature, I go into a squat. occasionally I used my hand to catch it. that gives me actually ideas for a new Olympic discipline. possibly with peeing in a heart shape.<br \/>\nyou might be lucky to fish it out of toilet in one piece. eventually it broke\u2026<br \/>\nsome blasts could eventually be even stronger\u2026 just imagine yourself explaining to your landlord why the toilet bowl shattered.<\/p>\n<p><strong>shooting<\/strong> \u2013 my latest mishap in a waxing studio. it was tickling and my giggles crescendoed into heavy belly laughter. those knowing me, are familiar with this skill\u2026 and suddenly I shot my Clear Crystal Yoni Egg through the room. it kissed the wall and split in two pieces\u2026<\/p>\n<p>not every time your Yoni Egg drops will it become unusable. but, if it\u2019s cracked, it\u2019s not safe to insert it.<\/p>\n<p>should you not be able to use it anymore, there is always the option to keep it in a sacred place. you might as well travel with as a protective stone or design your own jewellery. <\/p>\n<p>I love giving it back to Mother Earth. just imagine hundreds of years from now on, when they dig it out and start questioning what this could have been in the early 2000s.<\/p>\n<p>create something beautiful with it\u2026<br \/>\nand wear it everywhere you go.<br \/>\njust NOT inside your Yoni.<\/p>\n<p>btw&#8230; I love it when people admire my new necklace!<br \/>\nI lean back in silence.<br \/>\nlaughing silently.<br \/>\nif only they knew\u2026<\/p>\n<p>with laughter.<br \/>\nand blasts.<br \/>\nalways.<\/p>\n<p>Violeta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but how&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1086,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1085"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11225,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions\/11225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yoniegg.rocks\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}