My Yoni Egg is Stuck – 9 Ways to Remove Your Yoni Egg

So, your Yoni Egg is being stubborn and refusing to come out for air…

It can be hugely uncomfortable for your mind and your patience when your Yoni Egg is not coming out. You feel the panic rising and all sorts of wild thoughts are skirting around in your head. I can almost hear you panicking and see you Google searching “my Yoni Egg is stuck!”…

So, what can you do?

It’s pretty simple. Bring your legs wide, bend forwards, and gently (and elegantly) pull it out! Easy peasy, right?!

Luckily, I’m just joking. I have some much more effective tips than that.

Ok, in all seriousness, what can you do when your Yoni Egg is stuck?

The exiting of your Yoni Egg is something that, unfortunately, can only be decided by your Yoni Egg. The Yoni Egg knows exactly where and when there is still some work that needs to be done, or whether their work for the day is finished.

My Yoni Egg is stuck, but can a Yoni Egg get stuck?

Can Yoni Eggs get stuck? Firstly, understand that your Yoni Egg can’t get lost. Physically.

It will not come out of your mouth.

Nor will it disappear forever.

And there’s also no real danger if it happens for once to stay in for a longer time. Though remember it’s certainly not made to be worn non-stop. You can read more about how to use your Yoni Egg here.

Without further ado – now that I hope you’re feeling a little more at ease! – let’s look at 10 ways to remove your Yoni Egg.

How do you get a Yoni Egg out?

Here’s how to get a Yoni Egg out in 10 different ways. Whether you have a Quartz Egg, an Amethyst Egg, or a Jade Egg stuck in your vagina, I’m certain that one of these methods will help you!

(Though we don’t supply Yoni Pearls, you can use the same techniques if your Yoni Pearl is stuck. If you are in a Yoni Pearl panic, here’s how to remove stuck Yoni Pearls).

1. Relax

First things first. You need to relax. Yes, it might be hard when all you’re thinking is “my Yoni Egg is stuck”… However, worked up you are right now, take some time to breathe, rest, and forget about the fact that your Yoni Egg is stuck.
Because remember, it’s not stuck, it’s just not ready to come out just yet.

The tenser you are, the more you’re going to pull your Yoni Egg upwards and the less likely it is that you’re going to be able to remove your Yoni Egg quickly.

2. Wait for a sign

Sometimes Yoni Egg removal can be as simple as waiting until your Yoni Egg gives you a sign that it’s time to come out. And believe me, you’ll feel it! However, sometimes it’s vital to know how to remove a Yoni Egg before it’s ready to come out. After all, it would be a bit strange if you were to lay an egg mid-date…

3. Use a thread

You’ll find both drilled and undrilled Yoni Eggs. With the drilled version, you can use dental floss, hemp thread, or a silicone string for Yoni Eggs to thread through the Yoni Egg before insertion – allowing you to simply pull it out using the Yoni Egg string! This can soothe your need to control and lead to a more relaxing Yoni Egg experience. Use dental floss with no mint – or your pussy will feel slightly refreshed by it. 

But wait! We don’t all have a Yoni Egg with string! So what do we do if the thread loosens or we’re using an undrilled Yoni Egg?

Let’s have a look at a few methods of removal when using a Yoni Egg without a string.

4. Squat

Similar to the way that you would pee in the great outdoors – spread your legs, raise your skirt, lower your bum, and straighten your back. Stay relaxed – nobody is looking! – and pee at the same time if you feel the urge. Peeing often leads to the expulsion of a Yoni Egg!

(This method is also applicable for how to remove Yoni Pearls without a string).

5. Engage your pelvic floor muscles

Your pelvic floor muscles can come in incredibly useful when trying to remove your Yoni Egg.

Start by laying down on your back with your knees bent and legs apart, making sure you feel nice and comfortable! Then simply try to push your Yoni Egg out with your pussy muscles. This may feel easier from a standing position – it’s very individual so take a little time to experiment with both.

Remember, you want to be relaxed, not tense! By this I mean that strength is often implied as something muscular, strenuous and that requires tension. However, I believe that strength lies in the ability to surrender and relax. At least this is what I teach in my courses.

6. Use your fingers

If your Yoni Egg is really stubborn, bring your index and middle fingers together, imagine creating a small spoon with them, then insert them into the depths of your vagina to guide your Yoni Egg out. Don’t be shy! With or without the Yoni Egg we should be familiar with our bodies – and I mean every part of it.

7. Laugh

Not only does laughing bring happiness, help to relieve stress, and relax your muscles, but it can also help to shoot your Yoni Egg out. As a Laughter Yoga Leader, I’ve spotted quite a few Yoni Eggs lying around in my classes. Laughter solves many problems and is also confirmed as the best remedy for all Yoni Egg conundrums.

8. Perform a perineal massage

Another way to remove your Yoni Egg is to try massaging your perineum very gently with your fingers. This also encourages loosening and relaxing the tissue and could ‘release’ your Yoni Egg. Simply insert 1 or 2 fingers 1-2 inches inside your vagina and gently push back towards your anus. Keep the fingers here for 1-2 minutes before moving the fingers in and out in a U shape. The total massage shouldn’t be any longer than 5 minutes.

Alternatively tap your perineum from the back to the front up, so that it starts releasing the muscle tension.

9. Shake

If all of the above doesn’t help to remove your Yoni Egg, stand firmly with both feet grounded and start shaking your body wildly. And I mean wildly. Most importantly, enjoy yourself. Once your system starts to relax and release tension, the pelvic floor will follow, and your Yoni Egg will (hopefully) pop out. It doesn’t even need to be a full meditation practice, just a few minutes are enough.

 

The takeaway

You can learn more about Yoni Eggs and their magic in my events or my online courses. Teaching women the Art of Pleasure is one of my life’s aspirations and I would love to share more with you!

 

If your Yoni Egg really doesn’t want to come out, then leave it in the depths of your Yoniverse where it will have found a cozy and comfortable spot to relax in. Follow suit and stay relaxed until it lets you know that it wants to come out.

And always remember to not worry. The art is in wearing the Yoni Egg, not removing it. How to get your Yoni Egg out is all part of the learning process.

I’ve had many good laughs related to my own Yoni Egg situations. It’s especially powerful to see how it’s able to bring me into the present moment – which it does best when it refuses to come out.

May your Yoni Egg experience be an enriching and empowering one.

With all the Yoni Healing and Sexual Empowerment – Remember to keep things humorous! 

 

With love.

Violeta Labella